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Dylan Altoft - Painfully Funny

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This is a 45 - 60 minute family friendly comedy show, containing classic clean Stand-up comedy suitable for all ages, funny physical and dance skits with parody songs. A show about... View More

Comedians, Entertainers based in Weston-super-Mare

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This is a 45 - 60 minute family friendly comedy show, containing classic clean Stand-up comedy suitable for all ages, funny physical and dance skits with parody songs. A show about the pain of society and how people react to them, how to guides on being a comedian and how to tidy rooms.
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. Family friendly comedy show for audiences of all ages . Features clean stand-up comedy with dancing and singing . 45 - 60 minutes that can be lengthened or shortened to fit venue running order . I myself have been a professional entertainer for the last three years and have worked with companies like Bourne Leisure and Brittania Hotels in employment and as caberet entertainment acts . This show has been sucessfully performed at multiple Holiday parks across the UK including Haven Holidays in Hastings and Porthmadog and Pontins in Brean as well as previous charity functions in Weston super mare at Club Tabu The show is minimalist requiring only the facilities to play audio files from a USB stick with all other props ect brought myself.
What to expect
The show starts with a physical comedy skit with an audio files called 'How to be a comedian' followed by Classic stand-up comedy, subjects surround hair colour, clowns, Pain, phones, family, shopping, then middle section is a comedy dance piece 'How to clean you room' followed by further stand-up subjects of tattoos, facebook, friends with the show finishing with a parody of the pitbullsong Timber called 'Ginger'
FAQ
Q: How long does setup take? A: Should only take no more than 15 minutes, i will have basket to be placed on the stage and my only other setup is a USB stick with three audio files to be tested through the speakers and readied for the show along with a short microphone check.
Q: What are your space and power requirements? A: Will require facilities to play three audio files along with a USB port for the files to be played for the show. Space requirements are flexible but will require enough room to move around for the physical parts of the show.
Q: Do you take requests? A: I do audience interaction and can banter with crowds but no spesific requests via song or topics

This is a 45 - 60 minute family friendly comedy show, containing classic clean Stand-up comedy suitable for all ages, funny physical and dance skits with parody songs. A show about the pain of society and how people react to them, how to guides on being a comedian and how to tidy rooms.

. Family friendly comedy show for audiences of all ages . Features clean stand-up comedy with dancing and singing . 45 - 60 minutes that can be lengthened or shortened to fit venue running order . I myself have been a professional entertainer for the last three years and have worked with companies like Bourne Leisure and Brittania Hotels in employment and as caberet entertainment acts . This show has been sucessfully performed at multiple Holiday parks across the UK including Haven Holidays in Hastings and Porthmadog and Pontins in Brean as well as previous charity functions in Weston super mare at Club Tabu The show is minimalist requiring only the facilities to play audio files from a USB stick with all other props ect brought myself.

The show starts with a physical comedy skit with an audio files called 'How to be a comedian' followed by Classic stand-up comedy, subjects surround hair colour, clowns, Pain, phones, family, shopping, then middle section is a comedy dance piece 'How to clean you room' followed by further stand-up subjects of tattoos, facebook, friends with the show finishing with a parody of the pitbullsong Timber called 'Ginger'
Q: How long does setup take?

A: Should only take no more than 15 minutes, i will have basket to be placed on the stage and my only other setup is a USB stick with three audio files to be tested through the speakers and readied for the show along with a short microphone check.


Q: What are your space and power requirements?

A: Will require facilities to play three audio files along with a USB port for the files to be played for the show. Space requirements are flexible but will require enough room to move around for the physical parts of the show.


Q: Do you take requests?

A: I do audience interaction and can banter with crowds but no spesific requests via song or topics


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