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The Dirty Martinis

( 20 ) 5.00 The Dirty Martinis

The Dirty Martinis are the perfect live corporate or party band in Edinburgh or anywhere in Central Scotland. View More

Party and Function Bands, Live Bands, Musician Hire based in Fife

Book directly with Garry Lynch member since 03/11/2019

Book directly with Garry Lynch member since 03/11/2019

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  • Act Introduction
  • What to expect
  • Can you also play live Ceilidh/Scottish dances?
  • Will we need to provide any equipment for the band?
  • What will the band wear?
  • Where Can I See The Dirty Martinis Play Before Booking The Band?
  • FAQ
Short Description
The Dirty Martinis are the perfect live corporate or party band in Edinburgh or anywhere in Central Scotland.
Act Introduction
The Dirty Martinis are the perfect live corporate or party band in Edinburgh or anywhere in Central Scotland. Playing a wide range of classic and dance floor fillers. Plus with our own Ceilidh caller we can play live a selection of traditional Scottish Ceilidh dances. Recommended on many of Scotland’s top hotel lists, including award winning wedding hotel Balbirnie House Hotel. Ceilidh Our Ceilidh section is played live by the band no backing tracks and we call the dances, guaranteed to get your guests up on the floor. With experience of playing at hundreds of Corporate events and parties and countless five star reviews you are in safe hands from start to finish.
What to expect
Here’s what you get: Fully live band. Live music no backing tracks. IPOD/ backing music – No need to hire DJ. Ceilidh – Scottish Dances played live and called by the band. State of the art sound and lighting equipment for up to 300 people. Full PAT test and public liability insurance. Professional and smart appearance with reliable service and attention to detail. The dance floor will be packed as you are presented with hit after hit from artists such as ABBA, Ed Sheeran, and Stevie Wonder.
Can you also play live Ceilidh/Scottish dances?
No problem. The Dirty Martinis find that two or three Ceilidh dances over the course of your evening is enough in most circumstances. We call the dances if required by your guests. However, please remember that if you would prefer to exclude Ceilidh this is not a problem – just let us know in advance that it is not required.
Will we need to provide any equipment for the band?
No, We supply everything we need. All we require is access to a minimum of 2 power points.
What will the band wear?
The Dirty Martinis always arrive at your venue wearing matching tuxedoes, giving a smart and professional image for your big day or event.
Where Can I See The Dirty Martinis Play Before Booking The Band?
The Dirty Martinis play free showcase gigs throughout the year in pubs in Edinburgh & Fife. This way you can come along and watch the band in a live setting doing what we do best.
FAQ
Q: How long does setup take? A: We take around 1 hour (from access to the room) to set up and have a full sound check to make sure the band sounds perfect for your event. So for a night starting at 8pm we would arrive at your venue 6:30pm.
Q: What are your space and power requirements? A: Either stage space or floor space for 5 piece band including drum kit & 5 people.
Q: Do you take requests? A: Always happy to take requests.

The Dirty Martinis are the perfect live corporate or party band in Edinburgh or anywhere in Central Scotland.

The Dirty Martinis are the perfect live corporate or party band in Edinburgh or anywhere in Central Scotland. Playing a wide range of classic and dance floor fillers. Plus with our own Ceilidh caller we can play live a selection of traditional Scottish Ceilidh dances. Recommended on many of Scotland’s top hotel lists, including award winning wedding hotel Balbirnie House Hotel. Ceilidh Our Ceilidh section is played live by the band no backing tracks and we call the dances, guaranteed to get your guests up on the floor. With experience of playing at hundreds of Corporate events and parties and countless five star reviews you are in safe hands from start to finish.

Here’s what you get: Fully live band. Live music no backing tracks. IPOD/ backing music – No need to hire DJ. Ceilidh – Scottish Dances played live and called by the band. State of the art sound and lighting equipment for up to 300 people. Full PAT test and public liability insurance. Professional and smart appearance with reliable service and attention to detail. The dance floor will be packed as you are presented with hit after hit from artists such as ABBA, Ed Sheeran, and Stevie Wonder.

No problem. The Dirty Martinis find that two or three Ceilidh dances over the course of your evening is enough in most circumstances. We call the dances if required by your guests. However, please remember that if you would prefer to exclude Ceilidh this is not a problem – just let us know in advance that it is not required.

No, We supply everything we need. All we require is access to a minimum of 2 power points.

The Dirty Martinis always arrive at your venue wearing matching tuxedoes, giving a smart and professional image for your big day or event.

The Dirty Martinis play free showcase gigs throughout the year in pubs in Edinburgh & Fife. This way you can come along and watch the band in a live setting doing what we do best.
Q: How long does setup take?

A: We take around 1 hour (from access to the room) to set up and have a full sound check to make sure the band sounds perfect for your event. So for a night starting at 8pm we would arrive at your venue 6:30pm.


Q: What are your space and power requirements?

A: Either stage space or floor space for 5 piece band including drum kit & 5 people.


Q: Do you take requests?

A: Always happy to take requests.


Customer reviews for The Dirty Martinis

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The Dirty Martinis are absolutely amazing I would definitely recommend them! Professional, smart, everyone was on the dance floor by the end of the night. And quick to respond to messages. Five star!!

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We recently had The Dirty Martinis perform at our wedding following a recommendation from several members of Grampian Weddings and they did not disappoint! They learnt our first dance and had all of our guests on the dance floor. The music catered for everyone’s taste, young and old and even the international tastes. Our guests keep telling us how amazing they were. Thanks again for catering to our guest’s demands especially the random Turkish music request!

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Thank you SO much for making our wedding reception extra special. Everyone had a ball and the dance floor was never empty. Absolutely fantastic from the moment we booked with responding to emails/queries and what a performance on the night. Just brilliant

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Wow what a band!!!! Absolutely incredible. You had everyone on that dance floor. thank you so much for everything. Cannot recommend this band enough. Had the best night ever!!!!

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Amazing band, played a mixture of all songs to suit all ages and my dance floor was full all night. A band is a very important part of a wedding. Brides to be if you are still looking for a band look no further as I have done all the research for you. Book The Dirty Martinis and you won’t be disappointed. Thank you Dirty Martinis.

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Just a quick note to thank you and the rest of the band for your outstanding performance at Inglewood last Saturday. We had heard you play live a couple of times prior to the wedding so we were fairly confident you were what we were looking for but on the night you comfortably exceeded all expectations. I was personally impressed with your professionalism even before the guests arrived in ensuring everything was perfect inc sound checks etc. I am hoping that you also saw the positive impact the band had given how busy the dance floor was all evening and I dont know if you noticed but on the odd occasion guests decided to take a rest they were singing along and clapping to Grahams singing. Once again many thanks for making the reception at Jills wedding an outstanding success.

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AWESOME! Dirty Martinis were the choice for our wedding band and I am so happy with the decision. We first heard the guys play in Kirkcaldy and knew we had to have this band. Extremely professional, great acoustics and the lead singer can sure as hell hold a note whilst the guitarist gives Jimi Hendrix a run for his money. Don’t look any further than the Dirty Martinis, you wont regret it! Cannot recommend you all highly enough, many people commented on how amazing you all were and we cannot agree more. Thanks again guys!

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After attending wedding where The Dirty Martinis played, knew we had to have them for daughters wedding in June. They certainly didn’t disappoint! Correspondence is first class, whether it’s initial booking, first dance request or final payment. Dance floor packed all night, wedding guests raving about band. Thank you guys for making reception such a fab night, cannot recommend you enough.

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Highly recommend The Dirty Martinis, we had them at our wedding and the guys were absolutely fantastic. Dance floor was full from start to finish. Book them for your wedding and you won’t be disappointed.

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Awesome wedding band! The guys played our wedding on the 21st of July in Kenmore and we had such a fab night. They played a good mix of songs and everyone was up dancing. All of our guests commented on how great they were! Thanks so much for a fab evening.

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Thank you again for playing at our wedding on 27th July at Windmill barn, Crombie, Fife. Were a great bunch of guys and played a good mix of songs even my parents favourite. We requested our own song, which the guys had never played before but by the day of the wedding, had nailed it and was just perfect. Thank you again Gary and band your performance was outstanding.

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Our wedding was the 26th of July & The Dirty Martinis were amazing! I could not recommend them more! Our dance floor was never empty and they made our evening reception one to remember! Thanks again

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We had The Dirty Martinis play at our wedding after seeing them play at a friends wedding, dance floor was full all night What a band, every one of our guests commented on what a fantastic band you are and we couldn’t agree more! Thank you so much again Mr and Mrs Smith

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Amazing band at my wedding dance floor was never empty and got so many compliments Thanks so much

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We had The Dirty Martini’s play at our wedding last week at Norton House and they did not disappoint! They were great, played a variety of songs and the dance floor was busy the whole night! Thank you!

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The Dirty Martinis played on our wedding day on the 17th Aug at Balbirnie House. The band was so accommodating to our last minute requests and we cannot thank them enough. The dance floor was full from the moment they started and they kept it filled all night brilliant!! Thank you so much from the Gallagher’s

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Played at Daughters wedding on Saturday, What a great band, music spot on guaranteed floor fillers. A big thank you for helping create a memorable night.

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The band played at my son and daughter in law’s wedding on Saturday. We had a lot of positive comments from the guests saying how good they were. Comments included how they sounded like the original singers/ bands whose tracks they were covering. The dance floor was full all night and included a Ceilidh section. Would definitely recommend. Thank you to all the band members for contributing to their special day.

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Booked The Dirty Martinis for our wedding after Balbirnie recommending them. They did not disappoint, great music for everyone and all guests raved about them after the wedding. Dance floor was never empty. Also, lovely guys! They took time out to congratulate us and talk through the plan for the night! Thanks again guys!

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My younger daughter booked the Dirty Martinis for her wedding 20th of Sept at Balbirnie House Hotel. Have never heard such a great wedding band. They kept the guests rocking on their feet the whole night long with a fantastic ‘set list’, plenty banter and a finale that left us all wanting more. Cannot recommend highly enough.

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