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The Gosport Professionals

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Wedding Bands, Jazz and Swing Bands, Motown, RnB and Soul Bands based in Gosport

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PUNK ROCK
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The Gosport Professionals,,,They are not just young, hunky and sexy love gods to ALL women, they are better people than you lot. Divine creations who`s shadow you sweaty dung eaters cannot comprehend. Oh, by the way,,,,Sparky is fed up with his jet set rock-star life as he needs a Woman to share his money, love (& nob) with! If you are a girl (& you were born female) & you are between 20 to 34 years old, and in good shape, and have a nice pair of jugs & have no sense of smell, no regard for personal hygiene, are a heavy smoker, and lack a gag reflex, this could be your lucky day! Just leave your name, bra size, age & a contact method, Sparky will get in touch and this can bring you a dream life of shagging & going to charity shops (stores to you yanks)plus heavy smoking at both ends.
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vile humour + great music + can get nasty.
FAQ
Q: How long does setup take? A: 20 mins
Q: What are your space and power requirements? A: 240v "13amp 5 plug multi point
Q: Do you take requests? A: yes

PUNK ROCK

The Gosport Professionals,,,They are not just young, hunky and sexy love gods to ALL women, they are better people than you lot. Divine creations who`s shadow you sweaty dung eaters cannot comprehend. Oh, by the way,,,,Sparky is fed up with his jet set rock-star life as he needs a Woman to share his money, love (& nob) with! If you are a girl (& you were born female) & you are between 20 to 34 years old, and in good shape, and have a nice pair of jugs & have no sense of smell, no regard for personal hygiene, are a heavy smoker, and lack a gag reflex, this could be your lucky day! Just leave your name, bra size, age & a contact method, Sparky will get in touch and this can bring you a dream life of shagging & going to charity shops (stores to you yanks)plus heavy smoking at both ends.

vile humour + great music + can get nasty.
Q: How long does setup take?

A: 20 mins


Q: What are your space and power requirements?

A: 240v "13amp 5 plug multi point


Q: Do you take requests?

A: yes


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